• *one thing comes on the radio*
  • me: shot it right in my eye...
  • mum: your eye... huh?
  • me: you're my slut tonight...
  • mum: wait a second-
  • me: you keep making me weak...
  • mum: oh okay...
  • me: suck it and don't speak.
  • mum: *stops car* get out.

wizardryskillsofonedirection:

All the awards omg

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